You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Boy Olmi or Spice Girl?
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je
Stranger: hello
You: hi
You: im diego maradona
Stranger: I am with the FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
You: you investigate me 'cause i like “merca”
You: FUCK YOU! YOU HAVE IT INSIDE!
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Hablé con dos personas, le pregunté si conocían a Maradona, y me dijeron que no. Dónde mierda viven?? :mrgreen:
[b]Jajajaja, a mi uno me dijo que le encantaban mis videos de goles de youtube, y que me vaya ala mierda jajajaja
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Stranger: -shoves my hard cock in front of your face- Suck my cock =D
You: ok
You: la tenes adentro
You: gil
You: la cock la suck y tu carita de felicidad de harry potter
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[b]Me inventare una nueva personalidad jajaja
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl??
You: diego maradona
You: dt de argentina
You: y yo digo:
You: “La tenes adentro”
Stranger: sorry i dont untherstand
You: YOU HAVE IT INSIDE
Stranger: no
You: AND KEEP IT SUCKING IT
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MEJOR CONVERSACION DE TODAS!
Stranger: do u love me?
You: i do certainly love you
Stranger: cool
You: and u love me?
Stranger: yes maam
You: excelent
You: and u have cock or a vagina?
Stranger: first choice
You: oh
You: crap
You: im a guy to
Stranger: fuck
You: thats mean that you are gay
Stranger: you
Stranger: this is over
You: no man
Stranger: you accepted
You: we still have a chance
Stranger: no
You: cmon you have it inside
Stranger: i cant go on living with all these lives
Stranger: lies*
You: no, you know that it doesnt true
You: you will never feel a love like these!
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: oh i will
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Luke i’m your father!
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You: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Luke i’m your father!
:lol::lol:
[b]Y SE ME CORTO INTERNET AL FINAL! estaba logrando una conversacion interesante
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Stranger: hey
You: hey you
Stranger: lol
You: cuack
Stranger: whats up?
You: just nothing
Stranger: barck
You: d’oh
Stranger: ho
Stranger: 'd
Stranger: so where you from cuack?
You: im from tumamaentanga
You: and u?
Stranger: Forgedawn, DO
You: and what the fuck is that?
Stranger: just south of Bogdin
You: and what the fuck is that?
Stranger: they are cities in DO… c’mon man its pretty obvious
You: i dont know
You: im just high
You: very
You: and what the fuck is DO?
Stranger: where is tumamangtangea btw?
You: dumbass office?
You: its in africa
You: near togo
Stranger: RIDDLE ME THAT!
Stranger: is that a little town or something?
You: yeah
Stranger: a village persay?
You: yeah
You: we are a city
You: tumamaentanga
You: a big city
You: the biggest in togo
Stranger: oh ok
You: and what the fuck is DO man!
You: i dont know!
Stranger: its a county in the state of South Dakota
Stranger: US
Stranger: small town
You: ooooooooh now i understand
You: south dakota is where is the mount rushmore?
Stranger: nooo thats north
You: ooooooooooh
Stranger: way north
You: that must hurt
Stranger: like almost canada
You: oh ok
Stranger: its the two things we share
Stranger: that
You: so south dakota have it inside
Stranger: and niagra falls
You: of course
Stranger: no man outside
Stranger: we rock out with our cocks out
You: excelent response
You: it was like tenacious d
You: rock your socks off
Stranger: ya
Stranger: they are a cool band
You: an excelent band
Stranger: with jack black singing and making jokes
You: yeah
You: with the cock pushups
Stranger: that one song about the metal?
You: “the metal”
You: with excelents riffs
Stranger: pretty jack-black-tastic
Stranger: if i do say so my self
Stranger: and that one about fucking gently
You: hehe excelent!
Stranger: i played that shit for my gf
Stranger: and got fucking laid
Stranger: it was great
Stranger: jack black got me laid
You: no way!
You: the song the metal?
You: i will try that!
You: and what are your favourite groups?
ya mismo me pongo a aprender “The Metal”
jajaja es increible como se ha impuesto la frase “you have it inside”
A mi tambien me pasaba lo mismo. Preguntales: “How about u?” y si te dicen a que te referis, deciles “for example: {soy asi y asi, dicho en ingles, obvio}” y ahi te van a responder lo que queres, al menos a mi me funciono :mrgreen:
You: Hi
Stranger: …
Stranger: HI STRANGER, ARE YOU
A) BOY LOOKING FOR A GIRL
B) GIRL LOOKING FOR A BOY
C) HORNY BOY LOOKING FOR A GIRL
D) HORNY GIRL LOOKING FOR A BOY
E) I AM GAY
F) I AM TRANNY
You: i’m G)
Stranger: whats g?
You: Your mother in pants
Stranger: wow
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Jajajajaja buenisima jaja
jajajajaja :lol::lol::lol:
hahahahaha!
Te pasaste con ésa jajaja :lol::lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Esto es historico jajaja:lol:
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Va la mia:
Stranger: Hi
You: Pelotuda!
You: hi!
Stranger: cute word
Stranger: what does it mean?
You: what!
Stranger: Plotuda
You: Asl
Stranger: Pelotuda, you said
You: “pelotuda”=friend
Stranger: in which language?
You: Spanish pelotuda
Stranger: ok
Stranger: m 27 france here
You: te gustaria chuparla?
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es una vieja chota, buskenla en el facebook :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Pero me dijo que tiene 17. :scratch:
si tiene 17 esta baketeadisima :lol::lol::lol:
Además el mail dice “92”. Está hecha mierda la hija de puta.
Y eso que Suecia tiene gran esperanza de vida eh! :lol:
Otra conversacion:
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hola
Stranger: hey
You: Hay como estas?
Stranger: uk
Stranger: y tu?
You: o good united kingdom
You: de Argentina
Stranger: que tal?
You: Todo bien!
You: hablas bien el español!
Stranger: spanish is sexy
You: Sisis
You: totalmente
You: Es la marca registrada de los ganadores
You: De que parte de uk?
Stranger: ireland du norde?
You: A good!
You: More beer
You: jeje
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: ok
Stranger: m or f?
You: Te gusta el futbol?
You: M
You: Do you like football?
You: ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i’m a guy
You: jajaa
You: Football
You: is for mens
Stranger: i no
You: you are Male
You: ?
You: irlanda de mierda la concha de su madre
You: que pais del orto
You: disculpame…
You: me saque no volvera
You: a pasar
You: Pero bueno estaras mas a gusto sin gustarte el futbol
You: sino la tendrias muy adentro
Stranger: i should probably mention my spanish is AWFUL
Stranger: 
Stranger: soy puta
You: jajaja no importa me estoy cagando de risa
Stranger: lol
You: jeje
Stranger: i know bad whores
Stranger: **words
You: You are a good guy
You: jaja
You: Do you like movies?
Stranger: tu tengo msn?
You: si te lo paso: irlancagonputochupapete@hotmail.com
You: do you have a mail?
Stranger: yeah
You: pasamelo infeliz
Stranger: lloyd-kalabunga@hotmail.co.uk
You: (friend in spanish)
You: great!!
Stranger: (Y)
You: Salutes to all irelands
Stranger: yea
You: Te estas cagando de frio no?
Stranger: si
Stranger: senor
Stranger: senor is such a sexy word
You: totalmente
You: Mandales un saludo a los cagones de los ingleses
You: The inglish have it inside
Stranger: i added yoou
You: Waths your name hijo de puta?
You: My name is Gonzariver
Stranger: Lloyd
Stranger: hijo de puta?
You: great name, is equal a David
You: ja
Stranger: lol sexy name 
You: hijo de puta = gran colega
You: hijo de puta = big friend
You: (important person)
You: (David or Lucio for example…)
You: Bueno hijo bobo, nos vemos.
You: Salutes!!
You: Vas a Sudafrica?¿
Stranger: i is so confused
You: Como te duele el pijaso de Henry
You: “The hand of God!”
You: Bueno no jodo mas, nos vemos en el mundial de Brasil pecho frio.
You: Si clasificas.
You: Saludos
You: Si que queres, mira que Fifa no los invita eh.
You: Clasifica
You: Bye friend!!!