Hablar con extraños

:lol::lol::lol:


You: Hello/Hi

Stranger: hey u a guy?

You: Yes, guy family

You: And you?

Stranger: you wanan see my friends hot ex girlfriend naked

Stranger: we are getting revenge because she cheated on him

You: Ok, I’m pajero now, I want

Stranger: A website dedicated to the revenge of my cheating ex-girlfriend! Revenge is sweet Jade!

Stranger: try to send it to as many people as possible

Stranger: thanks dude

Stranger: cya

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No serà esto un caso parecido al de la mina del Facebook?

You: hola

Stranger: You sound sexy, I want to show a slide show of me fucking myself

You: yes

Stranger: Download this sliedshow of me fucking my selfhttp://www.mediafire.com/?dmejjd1c2tm

alguien se anima a deacargar eso?

Una linda charla con un escocès sobre fùtbol, le gusta Mascherano, ja.
Stranger: hey stranger

You: Hola/Hello!

Stranger: asl

You: 21

You: You?

Stranger: 20 :slight_smile:

You: m or f?

Stranger: m, you?

You: M too

You: Where are you from?

Stranger: Scotland. Yourself?

You: Argentina

You: Franz Ferdinand

Stranger: Ah cool :slight_smile:

You: I love the band

Stranger: What about them lol?

Stranger: They’re ok :stuck_out_tongue:

You: Do you listen? They are from Scotland

Stranger: I’m not a big fan :slight_smile: but some of their songs are ok

You: Do you like soccer?

Stranger: But at least you mentioned something from Scotland that wasn’t kilts or whiskey ha. A+ for you.

Stranger: I do indeed.

Stranger: although it’s just called football here :stuck_out_tongue: national pasttime/sport hehe.

You: Haha

You: The kilts are very scotish

Stranger: Yes ha.

You: But your opinion was good!

You: Do you watch Scotland League?

Stranger: Yep & English.

You: Rangers and Celtic

You: What is yours?

Stranger: Ha yes. The only two worth mentioning :stuck_out_tongue: Although they’re 12 teams in the top league ha

Stranger: Rangers.

You: Good

You: I know Hibernian, Kilmarnock,

You: Motherwell

Stranger: Impressed.

Stranger: They aren’t very good teams though ha

You: Yes, ha

You: Do you know some team of Argentina?

Stranger: I’m afraid I do not :<

Stranger: Italian and Spanish leagues… english and scottish… the extent of my knowledge :<

You: River Plate is the best team of America

You: And Boca Jrs is the rival

You: Boca Jrs is very uggly

You: haha

Stranger: Ha.

Stranger: Any players I would know?

You: Scotish?

Stranger: Nono… just known names

You: English players…Beckham, Ferdinand, Rooney

You: Lampard

Stranger: Nooo :stuck_out_tongue: I mean in the league.

Stranger: Yours.

You: Ahhhh

You: yes

You: Messi

You: The best player of the world

Stranger: That could be argued :wink:

You: He play in Barcelona

Stranger: He does indeed.

Stranger: Barca have a very nice team at the moment.

You: Yes, is a very good team

You: But Messi is better than Cristiano Ronaldo

You: Ronaldo is gay

You: hahah

Stranger: I disagree :stuck_out_tongue:

Stranger: Ronaldo is a better player ha

Stranger: besides Messi is short :stuck_out_tongue:

You: Do you know otlers argentine players?

Stranger: Of course :slight_smile:

Stranger: Mascherano.

You: Yees

Stranger: Zanetti

You: He is very well!

You: Veròn?

You: Ortega?

Stranger: Veron? Midfielder?

You: Yes, he is pelado

Stranger: Orega… who does he play for?

You: He played in Italy

You: Now he is old, and play in River

Stranger: Ahhh

Stranger: Any good GK?

You: Yes!

You: And Batistuta

You: Ex player

You: He was very nice in the '90s

You: He is the historic goalman of Argentina team

Stranger: :smiley:

Stranger: Wheres Tevez from?

You: Argentina too

You: He is traidor

Stranger: Thought so :slight_smile:

You: He played in 2 Manchester teams

Stranger: Ha ye

You: Tèvez is a monkey boy

Stranger: He is playing very well for Man City tho

You: He is bostero

You: Yes

You: Really

Stranger: Messi and Tevez… nothing to complain about for forwards :stuck_out_tongue:

Stranger: Scotland have few good players -_-

You: Yes, but they are playing very bad in Argentina team

You: I know a Scotish goalman of the '90

Stranger: Chris Boyd (Rangers striker) and now has highest scoring record in the Scottish league… is currently getting attention… and Rangers GK is quite good…

Stranger: Who? :slight_smile:

You: Jackson, can be?

Stranger: Jackson? hmm

Stranger: Not sure.

You: He played in France '98

Stranger: Andy Goram?

You: Will you watch South Africa 2010?

You: No, I don’t know Goram

Stranger: Best ever Rangers GK :slight_smile:

Stranger: Leighton played in France 98

You: Yess

You: The goalkeaper

Stranger: Him and Goram were rivals :stuck_out_tongue:

You: Ohh

You: Leighton was goalkeaper?

Stranger: Im sure he was…

You: Ok

You: Scotland don’t play in South Africa 2010

Stranger: No :frowning:

Stranger: Norway saw to that… we lost 4-0 i believe.

Stranger: =/

Stranger: Scotland are like that… beat France 1-0… yet lose to some small team ha

You: Yes, and Netherland was in Scotland group too

Stranger: John Carew of Aston Villa is striker for Norway =/

Stranger: Yep.

You: Yes, Carew was very good goalman

You: But Norway is bad now

Stranger: yes

Stranger: Scotland always lose :stuck_out_tongue: we get used to it

You: Haha

You: But you’ll wake up

You: I’m sure

Stranger: We never give up hope haha

You: I’m don’t like England

Stranger: We have a midfielder who plays for ManU :slight_smile:

You: Who is?

Stranger: lol ive completely forgotten his name

Stranger: aahhh!

You: haha

Stranger: fletcher :slight_smile:

You: Ahh

You: Yes

You: I know

Stranger: :slight_smile:

You: Mascherano play in Liverpool

Stranger: Great player.

Stranger: Well stranger… I gotta go. However it was nice speaking.

You: Ok

You: Nice chat!

Stranger: Take care :slight_smile: n you too!

You: Byeee

You: Lucky!

Stranger: Bye. waves

Jajaja, acabo de hablar con una brasilera de 17 años dice que se muere por conocer argentina (y vive cerca de la triple frontera8|)

Stranger: hi

You: hola

Stranger: i´m a brazilian guy

You: i’m argentina

Stranger: and you?

Stranger: ok

Stranger: english, spanish or portuguese?

Stranger: my spanish is terrible

Stranger: está ai?

You: se

You: de donde sos?

Stranger: rio de janeiro. usted es de buenos aires?

You: si

You: por fin alguien que habla español

You: sos hombre o mujer?

Stranger: yo no hablo espanhol muy bien

You: pero te entiendo lo que me decis

Stranger: verdade

Stranger: quantos anos tiene?

You: 18

You: vos?

Stranger: 27

You: sos hombre o mujer?=

Stranger: hombre

Stranger: e usted?

You: tambien

Stranger: torce pelo boca ou river?

You: river (L

You: vos vasco o fluminense?

Stranger: Tengo la camiseta de River Plate

Stranger: no, yo soy flamengo

You: bien ahi

Stranger: Campeón de Brasil

You: yo simpatizo por cruzeiro

Stranger: porque de Sorin?

You: no

You: por que me gusta ese club

You: como te llamas?

Stranger: Estoy traduciendo el traductor de Google para facilitar. si me equivoco, perdóname.

Stranger: thales

You: ok jaja

Stranger: e usted?

You: fernando

Stranger: Me encanta tu país. giro a la final de la Copa del Mundo es Brasil y Argentina.

You: a mi no me gusta tanto

You: salvo 2 provincias a parte de bs as no conozco nada

You: y brazil no fui nunka

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era macanudo el garoto, no se por que se fue :S

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: yo

You: hola

Stranger: FUCK AMERICA

Stranger: agree?

You: fuck usa

Stranger: sweet

Stranger: you’re the best

You: obvious

You: where r u from?

Stranger: Palestine. you?

You: argentina

Stranger: hahahaha

You: why you agression to America?

Stranger: viva la Argentina

Stranger: cause its evil

You: hablas español?

Stranger: nope

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: puto

Stranger: ?

Stranger: lol

You: greeat

Stranger: thats the only word i know

You: hahaha

You: i teach you

You: if you want

You: puto=fucker

You: shit= mierda

Stranger: nice

Stranger: more

Stranger: please

You: nice=lindo

You: bolivian=boca juniors

You: pecho frio=juan roman riquelme

Stranger: how do you say. "I Love You?

You: te odio

You: or “yo te odio”

Stranger: thank you?

You: “la concha tuya”

Stranger: whats you’re name?

You: “eyaculaste?”

Stranger: no. youre real name lol

You: ahahaha

Stranger: my name is Youse

You: david

Stranger: yousef*

Stranger: la concha tuya David

You: hahahahha

Stranger: lol

You: “your welcome=la tuya tambien”

You: la tuya tambien Yourse

Stranger: Thanks man

You: la tuya tambien

Jajaja aprendió español nomas…

jajaja jque groso el barto

yo estoy hablando con una yanqui… de los simpson

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: m

Stranger: cool

You: 15

Stranger: I seldom met male here

Stranger: all girls here

You: :slight_smile:

You: how old are u?

Stranger: 17

You: nice

You: you have a pic from u?

Stranger: yeah

You: send me one

You: :smiley:

Stranger: http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_04/facebookINS3108_468x365.jpg

You: oh you’re very beaitful ^^

Stranger: thanks

You: where are u from?

Stranger: UK

Stranger: and u?

You: argentina

You: really

Stranger: do you have pic?

You: gracias rubia ligerita por la foto ^^

You have disconnected.

le re kbio :twisted::twisted::mrgreen:

boludo por q no te la seguiste chamuyando, esta terrible la rubia

Si ya se, pero “demaciada carne para lo que es el perro”, te suena a algo? xD

Igual comparto tu opinion, es un camionazo tremendo :slight_smile:

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: asl?

Stranger: 22 f michigan

You: 25 m argentina

Stranger: oh, hola

You: hablas español?

Stranger: just a little

You: oh thats great

You: have u ever been on argentina?

Stranger: unfortunately no

Stranger: have u ever been to the us

You: oh no…

You: really i don’t like us politic

Stranger: i dont like US politics either.

You: because u need a visa to enter to the country and they made u lots of questions

You: yes, and because of us politic people don’t like us people…

You: i really hate bush

Stranger: Everyone hates bush. if they don’t hate bush, theyre stupid

You: yes

You: and of course i love the simpsons

Stranger: do you like bart?

You: yes of course

You: and homer, he is the best

Stranger: i kind of look like marge

You: jajaja

Stranger: JAJAJA

You: i heard that in us people don’t like simpsons very much

Stranger: Someone lied to you!! I love the simpsons

You: here in argentina people watch simpsons always

You: because the most known channel in argentina, on weekends shows the simpsons during all the afternoon

You: and we have fox too

Stranger: so what else do you watch

You: from the us?

You: well, hollywood movies

You: friends

You: lost

You: the fresh prince of bel air

You: alf :slight_smile:

You: kenan and kel

Stranger: orange soda!

Stranger: i love the fresh prince

You: yeaaaaah

You: i am watching it now

Stranger: have you ever seen “Doug”

You: mmmm noo

Stranger: hmm

You: i think that u don’t like soccer.

You: do you?

Stranger: you mean futbol?

You: yes

Stranger: i have always liked it. we don’t watch it as much as the rest of the world but yes we like it too

You: i love it

You: are you a supporter of a team?

Stranger: i would have to say no, i just support the cute guys on all teams. :slight_smile:

You: jajaja like david beckham?

Stranger: cristiano

Stranger: ronaldo

You: he is gay

You: :slight_smile:

Stranger: no way

Stranger: too good to be true

You: jajja

You: u like messi?

Stranger: i dont know messi

Stranger: como te llamas

You: andres y vos?

Stranger: kathleen

You: do u have facebook?

Stranger: haha yes

You: jaja

Stranger: jaja

Stranger: haha

You: do u like michigan?

Stranger: sometimes i do. right now it’s really really cold and there’s so much snow outside that i just want to stay inside. but sometimes its really nice. like in the fall, the summer and the spring

You: oh here is extremely hot rigth now

You: like 35 degrees

Stranger: Celcius

You: yeah

Stranger: what time is it

You: i dont know how many farenheits is this

You: 23.05

Stranger: i will check

Stranger: oh wow that is really hot

Stranger: that’s 95 degrees in farenheit

You: ok

You: it seems it’s going to rain

Stranger: is it humid

You: let’s tell me something, is my english good enough? next year i’m going to give de first certificate

Stranger: your english is good :slight_smile: . here it is -5 degrees C

Stranger: me encanta espanol

You: es bastante complicado el español

Stranger: mira!

Stranger: i took espanol in school for a little while. i really liked it. i forgot so much though

You: yes, here in argentina in most of schools we learn english

Stranger: that’s because you are smart. our schools need a lot of reform. i think that the US government wants to keep the people stupid so that they can control us

Stranger: jaja

You: jajaj well… here in argentina there is a lot of poor people

Stranger: there are? is there a big gap between wealthy and poor? or are some people in the middle too

You: yes there are people in the middle

You: most of people are midd class

You: they have their own house, their own car, and they live normally but without luxury things

Stranger: thats good though

You: then there are lot of high class who buy everything they want

You: and then poor people who can hardly eat

Stranger: that is horrible

You: yes

You: and as i live in buenos aires (15.000.000 people aproximately) i saw everythinh

You: everything

Stranger: ohoh ok

You: it’s a bit dangerous

Stranger: be careful!

You: oh yes

Stranger: is there a lot of crime

You: yes

You: no

You: t

You: yes, but not as much as other cities like rio de janeiro

You: we are in the middle

You: but there are some places that are extremely dangerous

Stranger: i have a friend who lives in rio

You: it’s very beautiful

Stranger: i want to go

You: yes i recomem

You: i recommend u to go

You: and to come to argentina

Stranger: Do you have a familia andres?

You: yes yes

You: i live with my parents and my brothers?

You: and u?

Stranger: im a student so im not at home now but i usually live with my parents and brothers too!

You: oh thats great :slight_smile:

You: do u have boy friend?

Stranger: you mean a novio?

Stranger: wait is that it

You: yes

Stranger: no i dont ha ve one

Stranger: Andres?

You: yes

Stranger: hi

You: hhi

Stranger: how many brothers do you have

You: two and u?

Stranger: i have two

You: like me

Stranger: older or younger

Stranger: mine are older. 25 and 30\

You: mine are 22 and 23

Stranger: very cool

You: yes jaaj

Stranger: welli have to go now

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: adios

You: chau, un placer hablar con vos

You: y au

You: y aguante river plate

You: besos para los chicos de tu river

You: sepan quue los amo

Stranger: i dont know what you are saying andres but i like ti

Stranger: it

Stranger: add me on fbook kathleen matkovic

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SOY CRACK:cool:

:lol::lol:

Jajajaja, estallé. Que capo…Jajajajjaa:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Hasta ahora con los unicos que pude mantener una conversacion fue con un holandes y un canadiense =D

Con los tipos se habla de fùtbol, con las minas de sexo. Es asì.

y de birras…

el otro dia hable con un holandes y me dijo que las grolsch eran buenas y esa misma noche las compre xD :mrgreen:

es verdad yo ayer hable con un brazuca que me dijo que era de river y tenia la camiseta puesta :surprised:


si te entiendo perfectamente :cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:

You: whats your name
Stranger: ja koung
Stranger: my name
You: like king kong
Stranger: kkk

Yo le pregrunté como a 5 minas, cómo sos fisicamente y ninguna me entendió. Mi Ingles es una mierda. :lol:

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No! Esa foto de la rubia la vi en rubias19.com JAJAJAJAJAJA

SISI, asi de pajero soy (igual fue hace bastante jajaja)

a lo que voy, esa foto: SANATA![/b]


[b]Un poco de credito para mi che (?)

a todo el mundo le digo eso jajajaja, a ver is puedo lograr una conversacion asi…
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