# Necro-Noticias (Obituario Global) **URL:** \ **Category:** Offtopic\ **Created:** [1 Febrero, 2026 01:03 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/necro-noticias-obituario-global/173579 "2026-02-01T01:03:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Gretel](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/gretel/32/515840_2.png) [@Gretel](https://www.turiver.com/u/Gretel)\ **Post date:** [20 Marzo, 2026 15:26 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/necro-noticias-obituario-global/173579/263 "2026-03-20T15:26:57Z")
Como va a morir Chuck Norris? No puede ser cierto. ---
**Author:** ![Guido747](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/guido747/32/342_2.png) [@Guido747](https://www.turiver.com/u/Guido747)\ **Post date:** [20 Marzo, 2026 15:29 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/necro-noticias-obituario-global/173579/264 "2026-03-20T15:29:44Z")
Chuck y Netanyahu ya se han unido nuevamente en el mas alla. Dos grandes perdidas esta semana. Chuck no pudo resistir sin Bibi ![20260320_172729](https://trcdn.b-cdn.net/original/4X/c/6/2/c62a7f28f60ccc7317590f3fdf08f97735bc5c11.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Manuk](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/manuk/32/676611_2.png) [@Manuk](https://www.turiver.com/u/Manuk)\ **Post date:** [20 Marzo, 2026 15:43 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/necro-noticias-obituario-global/173579/265 "2026-03-20T15:43:40Z")
Que se autobanee el maricon de @Willyleal , que por su culpa estamos en crisis ! Cobarde!!! Abandonaste como un bostero eh y todo porque no te pudiste bancar las INOFENSIVAS y novedosas críticas de éste humilde servidor. BAN ---
**Author:** ![jfquintero10](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/jfquintero10/32/396071_2.png) [@jfquintero10](https://www.turiver.com/u/jfquintero10)\ **Post date:** [20 Marzo, 2026 15:46 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/necro-noticias-obituario-global/173579/266 "2026-03-20T15:46:13Z")
años de necroprode nunca pegamos un fiambre 3 meses sin necropode y mueren todos los famosso turiver no lo entenderias ---
**Author:** ![Anger](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/anger/32/635074_2.png) [@Anger](https://www.turiver.com/u/Anger)\ **Post date:** [20 Marzo, 2026 15:47 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/necro-noticias-obituario-global/173579/267 "2026-03-20T15:47:53Z")
historicos fiambres encima ---
**Author:** ![MAR77IN](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/mar77in/32/665109_2.png) [@MAR77IN](https://www.turiver.com/u/MAR77IN)\ **Post date:** [20 Marzo, 2026 15:58 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/necro-noticias-obituario-global/173579/268 "2026-03-20T15:58:22Z")
Nadie quiere agarrar el fierro caliente ---
**Author:** ![maquina](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/maquina/32/625925_2.png) [@maquina](https://www.turiver.com/u/maquina)\ **Post date:** [20 Marzo, 2026 16:03 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/necro-noticias-obituario-global/173579/269 "2026-03-20T16:03:36Z")
Hagan algo! Alguien que arme un necroprode torneo transicion de otoño ---
**Author:** ![Talut](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/talut/32/582468_2.png) [@Talut](https://www.turiver.com/u/Talut)\ **Post date:** [20 Marzo, 2026 16:10 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/necro-noticias-obituario-global/173579/270 "2026-03-20T16:10:44Z")
Que recuerdos del 2007 y chuck norris siendo el primer icono viral de memes Para mi chuck norris siempre fue simbolo del viejo internet, los foros y el argentum 🥲 ---
**Author:** ![Mrbuzz](https://cdn.turiver.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/m/a5b964/32.png) [@Mrbuzz](https://www.turiver.com/u/Mrbuzz)\ **Post date:** [20 Marzo, 2026 16:24 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/necro-noticias-obituario-global/173579/271 "2026-03-20T16:24:38Z")
Chuck Norris no murió Solo fue a buscar a San Pedro por que le debía dinero En tres Dias vuelve QEPD Chuck te vamos a extrañar ---
**Author:** ![\_ZoSo](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/_zoso/32/622118_2.png) [@\_ZoSo](https://www.turiver.com/u/_ZoSo)\ **Post date:** [20 Marzo, 2026 16:26 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/necro-noticias-obituario-global/173579/272 "2026-03-20T16:26:13Z")
Mirtha sigue invicta , ganó el desafío ---
**Author:** ![Mrbuzz](https://cdn.turiver.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/m/a5b964/32.png) [@Mrbuzz](https://www.turiver.com/u/Mrbuzz)\ **Post date:** [20 Marzo, 2026 16:42 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/necro-noticias-obituario-global/173579/273 "2026-03-20T16:42:26Z")
> [@LeoFX912](#): > > ![20260320_112228](https://trcdn.b-cdn.net/original/4X/9/1/e/91e8890a2785fec0976a67e48b5e221cb09d7336.jpeg) > > ![20260320_112633](https://trcdn.b-cdn.net/original/4X/7/3/8/7381b3c690dee0f074a949d48ce4bcc689171023.jpeg) [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/v-vkO1HRYxE/maxresdefault.jpg "El sorprendente ESTADO FÍSICO de CHUCK NORRIS") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-vkO1HRYxE) Cuidate dios ---
**Author:** ![Mrbuzz](https://cdn.turiver.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/m/a5b964/32.png) [@Mrbuzz](https://www.turiver.com/u/Mrbuzz)\ **Post date:** [20 Marzo, 2026 16:47 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/necro-noticias-obituario-global/173579/274 "2026-03-20T16:47:21Z")
Chuck llegando al cielo a tener una última pelea con dios [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/tWYidHHnfSw/maxresdefault.jpg "Zeus Your Son Has Returned I bring the DESTRUCTION Of Olympus. God Of War 2 Kratos furia de esparta") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWYidHHnfSw) ---
**Author:** ![RiverNuncaBover](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/rivernuncabover/32/633787_2.png) [@RiverNuncaBover](https://www.turiver.com/u/RiverNuncaBover)\ **Post date:** [20 Marzo, 2026 16:54 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/necro-noticias-obituario-global/173579/275 "2026-03-20T16:54:32Z")
Lo mufo identi a este. No es casualidad que justo despues de años suben su serie y al otro dia aparece enfermo. ---
**Author:** ![LordPaulus90TR](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/lordpaulus90tr/32/674796_2.png) [@LordPaulus90TR](https://www.turiver.com/u/LordPaulus90TR)\ **Post date:** [20 Marzo, 2026 17:00 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/necro-noticias-obituario-global/173579/276 "2026-03-20T17:00:14Z")
Que día de mierda, Parca llevate a Jorge Brito ---
**Author:** ![Gretel](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/gretel/32/515840_2.png) [@Gretel](https://www.turiver.com/u/Gretel)\ **Post date:** [20 Marzo, 2026 17:28 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/necro-noticias-obituario-global/173579/277 "2026-03-20T17:28:17Z")
Dios llamó a Chuck porque necesitaba poner orden en el cielo. ---
**Author:** ![MetaRiver](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/metariver/32/599047_2.png) [@MetaRiver](https://www.turiver.com/u/MetaRiver)\ **Post date:** [20 Marzo, 2026 17:41 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/necro-noticias-obituario-global/173579/278 "2026-03-20T17:41:18Z")
A este paso se muere Pagani y nadie podrá obtener los puntos porque NO HAY NECROPRODE ---
**Author:** ![Black\_Palate](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/black_palate/32/640674_2.png) [@Black\_Palate](https://www.turiver.com/u/Black_Palate)\ **Post date:** [20 Marzo, 2026 17:44 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/necro-noticias-obituario-global/173579/279 "2026-03-20T17:44:28Z")
Viste que no es tan fácil organizar un torneo, kukardo ![17740286433644373297179872808540](https://trcdn.b-cdn.net/original/4X/5/c/8/5c8c2db9f17b5d80ce39d521428e4e52f33ba17d.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Fortinerosoy](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/fortinerosoy/32/676954_2.png) [@Fortinerosoy](https://www.turiver.com/u/Fortinerosoy)\ **Post date:** [20 Marzo, 2026 18:04 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/necro-noticias-obituario-global/173579/280 "2026-03-20T18:04:25Z")
Es como dijo un forista que no recuerdo,no es sencillo armar un torneo para ver que persona se muere y andar contando puntos. Mas con lo superticiosos y esotericos que son los gordos de aca ---
**Author:** ![Pablo\_Monumental](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/pablo_monumental/32/122_2.png) [@Pablo\_Monumental](https://www.turiver.com/u/Pablo_Monumental)\ **Post date:** [20 Marzo, 2026 19:21 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/necro-noticias-obituario-global/173579/281 "2026-03-20T19:21:16Z")
![image](https://trcdn.b-cdn.net/original/4X/d/3/0/d30097d08fbac0fdacb6ffd5a4fbf2433d5db4a1.jpeg) ![image](https://trcdn.b-cdn.net/original/4X/0/2/0/020427125c2bf169c713bb130edd4e3562104099.jpeg) ![image](https://trcdn.b-cdn.net/original/4X/f/f/2/ff2cd0a6c4394c02bbcc3fc9b4f46cbbdd6f7e01.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Tabakos](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/tabakos/32/534620_2.png) [@Tabakos](https://www.turiver.com/u/Tabakos)\ **Post date:** [20 Marzo, 2026 19:22 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/necro-noticias-obituario-global/173579/282 "2026-03-20T19:22:31Z")
Seguro la Parca va a seguir trolleando y bajar a alguno de los candidatos mas quemados historicamente que siguen triunfando, chances? _Poll ([view on site](https://www.turiver.com/t/necro-noticias-obituario-global/173579/282))_ [Página anterior](https://www.turiver.com/t/necro-noticias-obituario-global/173579.md?page=13) [Página siguiente](https://www.turiver.com/t/necro-noticias-obituario-global/173579.md?page=15)