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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hey

Stranger: asl

You: 17 m argentina

You: u?

Stranger: luv argentina

Stranger: am male from enlgand

You: you know river plate?

Stranger: yeye support there footie team

You: i guess you support liverpool

Stranger: no

Stranger: leeds united

Stranger: akways hav always will

You: small team

Stranger: but if i suport a foreign team its river plate fc

Stranger: they ace

You: you know mauro rosales?

Stranger: heard of him

Stranger: n diego buannonote

Stranger: n rademal falcao used 2 play 4 em

Stranger: n andres rios

You: andres rios?

Stranger: n ariel ortega

Stranger: he part of youth

You: ya

You: ortega is my idol

Stranger: he reason i got into river plate

You: good

Stranger: wish falcao wud hav stayed there

You: ya

You: you know paulo ferrari?

Stranger: he another player i like

You: is a bad player

Stranger: n christian villagra

You: he too

Stranger: they defenders rnt they

You: cristian “the monkey chita” villagra

You: you know oasis?

Stranger: no

You: what?

Stranger: so do u hate boca juniors

Stranger: big rivals n all

Stranger: tht

You: yes

You: they are bolivians

Stranger: lol

You: do u like oasis?

Stranger: the band?

You: ya

Stranger: yeah they ok

You: u r fan of them’

You: ?

Stranger: no. i prefere more metal n hard rock bands

You: but you like something of oasis?

Stranger: wonderwall

You: live forever?

You: supersonic?

Stranger: it ok

You: im outta time?

Stranger: nah

:mrgreen: Al fin algo interesante jajaj

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hey

You: i talk with mauro rosales?

Stranger: no you don’t

You: where u r from?

Stranger: belgium

Stranger: and you?

You: argentina

You: you know matias abelairas?

Stranger: nope

You: you know ariel ortega?

Stranger: nope

You: bye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:mrgreen:

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jajajajajajajajaja you have it inside :lol::lol::lol:

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Stranger: HOW COULD YOU?

Stranger: HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME?

You: i love you

You: i never could leve you

You: *leave

Stranger: JUST BECAUSE IM DIFFERENT

You: thats is what i love of you

Stranger: MERMEN HAVE RIGHTS TO YOU KNOW!

You: yes i know please sorry

You: I’m your slave for life

Stranger: WHAT??

Stranger: YOU CAN ONLY PAY ME BACK BY BECOMING A MER-PERSON

You: please hit me and call me marta

Stranger: umm

Stranger: why?

You: because it warms up to me

Stranger: what??

You: never mind

You: when we can see again?

Stranger: umm

Stranger: meet me at the see

Stranger: *sea

Stranger: call for me

Stranger: genophilia

You: ok im going

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Muchas veces digo que soy de Argentina y me cortan:|

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Stranger: female?

You: no

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

…

Stranger: are u male or female

You: male

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

O sino tambien me desconectan cuando digo que soy argentino.

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You: hola

Stranger: hey! my name is sara and i just turned 18 and I am about to do my first webcam. I want as many people to see me get completely naked for my first time

Stranger: My webcam is ULust.Com - Over 7 Million Horny Singles Do you think I’m hot?

Stranger: oh shit the webcam just started

Stranger: srry, i have to get off Omegle… i’m gonna start now. see if you can join asap

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que demonios dice ahi? :confused:

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Stranger: tell me your name

Stranger: or die

You: Deivi!

You: and u?

Stranger: Ethan

You: where r u from?

Stranger: so what do u want to talk about

Stranger: australia

Stranger: you

You: ooh fine

You: i’m from Colombia

You: Bucaramanga

You: you age?

Stranger: 18

You: f o m?

Stranger: m definitely. duh

You: haha

You: I’m the king of the bulbs

Stranger: lol

You: search in google “the deivi” and you’ll see … I am the more fat and sympathetic American pancake

Stranger: i thought its devi

You: haha

Stranger: well devi is a goddess anyway

Stranger: -_-

You: could be my girlfriend or not?

You: until now only maintain relationships with cats … but may in the future

Stranger: lol

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Stranger: pick one :slight_smile:

A) Guy not horny looking to talk to girl.
B) Guy horny looking to talk to a horny girl.
C) Girl not horny looking to talk to a guy not horny.
D) Girl horny looking to talk to a guy who is also horny.
E) Guy not horny looking to talk to another guy.
F) Girl not horny looking to talk to another girl.
G) Guy horny looking to talk to another guy.
H) Girl horny looking to talk to another girl.

You: hablas español?

Stranger: huh

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Me quedé pelotudeando como 1 hora con esto.
La mayoría me tocaban de Estados Unidos y Canada y todas mujeres. :winky: De 16,18 y 20.
Me tocó una chica de 14 años de Canada y me mandó como 200 fotos de ella xd
También hablé con un pibe de California, hablaba excelente español. Parecía que hablaba mejor que yo. :lol:

Estas son algunas de las tantas conversaciones:

You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: asl
Stranger: yudguih
Stranger: f7tuihf
Stranger: f9afh
You: no te entendi una mierda
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: Hi
You: from?
Stranger: where are you from
Stranger: istanbul
You: Im from Argentina
You: m o f?
Stranger: f
Stranger: sorry m
You: m o f? no me tomes el pelo
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Este es muy comico :lol:

You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
You: from?
Stranger: i’m tom riddle
Stranger: from hogwarts
Stranger: are you harry potter?
Stranger: you know one day i’m gonna kill you
You: Así que te vas a matar mira vos
You: por mi morite la puta que te pario
Stranger: mmierda
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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jajajajajajajajaja mierda

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Jajaja lo mejor del post

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: YouTube - Touch My Body (Tuts My Barreh) / Karaoke Fail (English subtitles)
Stranger: this is me singing
Stranger: what do you think?
Stranger: m 20 korean
You: chino puto
You: te tiro la genkidama
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LPM

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Jaja, el Deivi’.
Te tiro la genkidama:lol:

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Me cagaste la vida con esta página, es un vicio.

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: 17 f cali
You: 17 m argentina
You: nice, colombia :slight_smile:
You: hola :slight_smile:
Stranger: california
You: uh pelotuda escribi bien entonces
You: youre pajera?
You: york
Stranger: i speak spanish
Stranger: btw
You: hola
You: como estas?
Stranger: bein
You: bien!!
Stranger: y tu
You: bien!
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Lo remarcado no tiene desperdicio.

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jajaja yo crei que era de cali

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Jajaja Barto has posteado algo Diverti educativo :lol:

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A mi me mato el final jajaj

:lol::lol: ayer le mostré la pagina a unos amigos y me cagaron a puteadas, a lo que les respondí “cabezas de termo” :lol: :oops:

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jajajaja

posta caudno les decis que sos argentino te bochan

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Si, muchas veces me pasò lo que decis, como que nos odian, viteh…