Como estas
jaja es cierto
Hablando con un turco :
You: do you like football ?
Stranger: me too
Stranger: of course
You: good !
Stranger: everybody does
Stranger:
You: did you see burrito ortega in your country ?
You: is my idol , im fan of river plate
Stranger: ortega
Stranger: İm fan of fenerbahce team
Stranger:
Stranger: of course i did
You: ah good
Stranger: he is big player
You: Yes , he hasnt a good time in turkey , because his problems with alcohol , he wants to return for the first day
Stranger: yes it was very sad for us
Stranger: we loved him
You: here our derby is boca . And we hate
Stranger: i know!
Stranger: Boca juniors River Plate world famous derby
You: boca has won some titles and now its a bitter more know in europa , but river is the best team in argentina for ever jaja !
Stranger: i always take side of River
Stranger: and never miss the derby
Despues hable con un ingles que estuvo de vacaciones en Mar del Plata y no le gusto el vino y ahora con una sueca que no es rubia , le dije que pense que eran todos rubios
Miren esto, alguien me puede decir que me querìa decir la minita? No entendìa demasiado, pero creo que es gracioso, jaj.
Stranger: hello
You: Hola
You: Hello
Stranger: how are you
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: your pants
You: I’m ok
Stranger: if u saw me ud say otherwise!
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: california
You: Ahh, Chili Peppers
You: I’m argentine
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 16
You: Male or female?
Stranger: female
You: Do you like sex?
Stranger: im a virgin
Stranger: but i want to do it soon
You: This is great
You: In California fuck a lot!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: sure
Stranger: do you want to see my body?
Stranger: my breast are 34C
Stranger: im freshly shaved
Stranger: waiting for someone
You: Yes, I want
Stranger: but u gotta earn it
You: Do you have Messenger?
Stranger: no
Stranger: UR A CREEP!
Stranger: WHY WOULD A 16 YEAR OLD GIRL DO THAT!!!
You: I don’t understand a lot, my english isn’t good
You: jaja
Your conversational partner has disconnected
You: Do you like sex?
Stranger: im a virgin
Stranger: but i want to do it soon
You: This is great
You: In California fuck a lot!
:mrgreen:
You: this is one photho but i dont know if its seen
Stranger: I see it alright! gangsta! 
You: what it gangasta ? is bad ? haha
Stranger: haha, don’t worry, it’s not bad at all
La sueca me da , ojo al piojo . 19 años
JjajaajJAJjajaj
Che, expliquènme que me decìa la chica que postèe arriba, muero de intriga.
Que parte no entendes?
Todo:D
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello. My name is Isabella Swan. I’m 19 years old and live in Forks, WA with my husband Edward Cullen who is 108. I’m currently pregnant with our first child, a half vampire-human baby who beats me up from the inside and the only way that the baby can get out is by tearing itself out with its teeth! Life is great huh? Tell me a bit about yourself.
You: you can repeat?
Stranger: Hello. My name is Isabella Swan. I’m 19 years old and live in Forks, WA with my husband Edward Cullen who is 108. I’m currently pregnant with our first child, a half vampire-human baby who beats me up from the inside and the only way that the baby can get out is by tearing itself out with its teeth! Life is great huh? Tell me a bit about yourself.
You: what?
Stranger: Hello, my name is Isabella Swan. I live in Forks with my new husband Edward Cullen, who is a vampire and 108 years old; I’m just nineteen. The way we met was fascinating, he watched me sleep, fell in love with me by listening to other peoples thoughts, and my scent. Everyday he tries not to suck out all my blood, it’s so romantic. My best friend is a werewolf, but we aren’t talking at the moment because well he is jealous of Edward and he hates vampires…oh well. Did I mention that I complain all the time? I like to put myself in danger to protect everyone else. This past summer, when Edward an I were married and then while we were on our honeymoon, he proceeds to beat me up, but I didn’t care I just wanted to have more sex, because I’m a lunatic. Now I’m pregnant with a vampire-human baby who beats me up from the inside and the only way that the baby can get out is by tearing itself out with its teeth! Life is great huh? Tell me a bit about yourself.
You: ahh… where r u from?
Stranger: Forks, Washington.
You: greats
You: what your name?
Stranger: Isabella Swan.
You: hi isa
You: po lo meno
Stranger: What?
Stranger: Call me Bella.
You: qui hace bella
You: todo buenazo?
Stranger: I only speak English.
You: what’s the name of your husband?
Stranger: Edward Cullen.
You: who is he?
Stranger: My husband.
Stranger: A vampire.
You: ahh. nice
You: who is the vampire?
Stranger: My husband Edward.
You: who is edward?
Stranger: MY HUSBAND!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Es media boluda la mina
Te diste cuenta que te estaba hablando de un personaje de una pelicula no?
Barto no hagas quedar mal a la comunidad argentina , nosotros los boludeamos no ellos
Ni idea:lol:, pero comentame asì de una lo que me decìa
No, pense que hablaba con la Isa de Valientes
Adhiero
Una muy jugosa charla con una brasileña. 
Stranger: hi
You: Hola/Hello
Stranger: do you have anytrhing against Brazil?
You: I’m argentinian
You: And you??
Stranger: uuuu
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: brazilian
Stranger: our football is much better 
You: No, our football!
You: je
You: River Plate
You: River is the best team
Stranger: Botafogo
Stranger: D:
You: Falcao
You: 3 goals
You: In 2007 River 4 Botafogo 2
Stranger: sssh
You: La tienen adentro
Stranger: I remember ?
Stranger: 
Stranger: *
You: Don’t remember?
Stranger: I do
Stranger: it was terrible
Stranger: D:
You: Yes, but now River is very bad
You: We dream be like the past
Stranger: oh so is botafogo… always is ¬¬
Stranger: really
Stranger: I love my team a lot, cuz it only loses! and here I am
Stranger:
You: Do you remember Alexis Ferrero?
You: A argentine player
You: Played in Botafogo last year
Stranger: no I dont
Stranger: hm
You: Ok
You: Maradona or Pelè?
Stranger: pelé!!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: r u a boy? .-.
You: Pelè debut with a pibe
You: jja
You: Maradona is drogado
You: But was the best player
Stranger: oh you cant think like that :s
You: Argentina won Brazil in 1990
Stranger: HEXA CAMPEAO
Stranger: 
You: Brazil is pentacampeao
Stranger: but the world cup is cominggg
You: You don’t win it
You: Portugal will won you
Stranger: yeah… brazil is horrible now…
Stranger: the male’s team
Stranger: but the female
Stranger: wow
Stranger: Portugal only reminds me cristiano ronaldo s2
You: Yes, if you are horrible, we are puajjj
You: Ja, Messi is better than Cristiano Ronaldo
Stranger: but cristiano ronaldo is cuter -
Stranger:
You: Cristiano Ronaldo traga leite
You: jaja
You: Do you know te bidòn of 1990?
You: Branco
Stranger: yo estoy aprendendo espanol
Stranger: (?)
Stranger: tha what?
Stranger: the*
You: A bidòn that Bilardo(our DT) gave Branco(brazilian player) with drugs
You: In Italia 1990
You: We are tramposos
Stranger: look, my knowledge about football ends in botafogo lol sorry D:
Stranger: i’ll study more to talk to you
Stranger: haha
Stranger: jaja
You: jaja, ok
You: You’re female?
You: Or male?
Stranger: female
Stranger: u?
You: Male
You: 
Stranger: hi haha
You: How old are you?
Stranger: I’ll be 15 in two days
Stranger: you?
You: 21,je
You: Do you have Messenger?
Stranger: jaja
Stranger: yes…
Stranger: but im not online now
Stranger: u can give me your email and I add u later
You: Yes, the_dark_killer37@hotmail.com
You: What yours?
Stranger: wow
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: now Im afraid
You: Is very stupid my mail
Stranger:
You: jaja
Stranger: mine is worse, believe me –
You: I created when I were very child
You: What is?
Stranger: mimilegal3@hotmail.com
Stranger: –
You: jaja
You: It’s cool
You: I liked
You: And you’re beautiful?
Stranger: I think so ‘-’
Stranger: I add you, I’ll close here
Stranger: byee
You: Byeee
You: Lucky!!
Che, pero si era brazuca, le hablabas en español y maso te entendia
Si, pero buè, estàbamos a full con el inglès, la manejè re bien igual.
Comentame lo de la mina anterior:mrgreen:
Pero queres que traduzca todo lo que ella dijo, no captaste nada? :mrgreen:
:lol::lol::lol: