upa aca hay varios cybertrabas… se hacen las mujeres…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 22 m
You: hola
You: 21 f argentina
Stranger: wow (:
Stranger: how r u?
You: im fine y you?
Stranger: im fine
Stranger: thx (:
You: where r u from?
Stranger: brazil (:
You: oh, that’s beatiful
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ^^ r u from buenos aires?
You: sii!
Stranger: nice
Stranger: ;D
You: ya
You: yeah
Stranger: haha
Stranger: so…u study? work?
You: im work in a mc donald
You: and you?
Stranger: haha cool
Stranger: i study (:
Stranger: u have msn?
Stranger: btw …ok for u to share?
You: oh, my msn is bloked
You: no funciona
You: 
You: una foto tuya?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: a pic
Stranger: wait
Stranger: can u show a pic of u?
You: mm ok wait me
Stranger: http://i49.tinypic.com/2nvgjg6.jpg
You: http://img476.imageshack.us/img476/6351/kitschsq4.png
You: la unica foto mia
You: en un video
Stranger: HAHAHA
Stranger: u serious?
You: :S yes
Stranger: prove it
Stranger: =/
You:
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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
tu violar pepinos muy rapido y violar ardillos?
JAJAJJJAJAJAJJAJJAAJAJAJJAJAAJAJAJA
Que pelotudez. :lol::lol::lol:
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: hi
You: asl
Stranger: 19 m
You: 15 m argentina
You: do you like soccer?
Stranger: ya love it
You: where u from
Stranger: Ireland
Stranger: who do ya support??
You: river plate
You: i play in it
Stranger: Really :0
You: yes
You: im 18 really
You: my name i matias
You: is matias
You: and u?
Stranger: cooll
You: your name?
Stranger: Michael
You: ok
You: your surname?
Stranger: do ya no diego buonanotte??
You: yes
Stranger: tevnin
You: my friend
Stranger: Whats ur full name??
You: matias abelairas
You: im in the living room from the hotel, im in the preseason
Stranger: wats ur squad number??
You: 38
You: look on google images
Stranger: ya im lookin at ur profile…ur 18 ya??
You: really not
You: im… 24 
Stranger: yaa thought tat…
You: you know juan sebastian veron? he is my idol
Stranger: defo not u!!
Stranger: riquelme is better
You: riquelme is like my, but better low
You: better chest cold
:lol::lol::lol:
Fran no que eras un Cavenaghi jugando al futbol, en todas te hiciste pasar por el ogro :lol:.
Ingrese y un Ingles en la 4 frase me escribió I love you :lol::lol:.
Te encontras cualquier cosa ahi je
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: do you have good sense of humour?
You: yes
You: do you like soccer?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but i call it football
You: where are you fom?
Stranger: can you cook cheese in a fry pan?
You: yes
You: where r u from?
Stranger: India
Stranger: and you?
You: argentina
You: do you play soccer in a club?
Stranger: oh…land of maradona
Stranger: and messi
You: yes
Stranger: messi is a great player
You: im play football in river plate
Stranger: i love his game
You: yes, one of my idols
Stranger: river plate? is that a club?
Stranger: i sometimes play a goalie…but not for a club
You: yes, is the most great club of argentina
Stranger: oh
Stranger: good
You: whats your name?
Stranger: nemo
Stranger: and yours?
You: momia
Stranger: thats a boy’s name?
You: yes
Stranger: sounds nice
You: bah, is a my apod
You: my nickname with my friends of the club
Stranger: hm
You: my true name is nicoles
You: nicolas
Stranger: cool
Stranger: that sounds familiar
You: yes
You: your surname?
Stranger: no surname
Stranger: its only nemo
You: ahh ok
Stranger: 
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 23
You: im 24 in febraury 4º
Stranger: cool
Stranger: happy budday in advance
You: hehehe thanks man!
Stranger: so what do you think about world cup?
Stranger: ur chances are fair…
You: the DT is maradona
You: is very fool
You: but the best player
Stranger: haha
Stranger: you know we indians love football very much
You: yes, i know
Stranger: and maradona is like the god of football
Stranger: we love him
You: yes
You: with pele
Stranger: ya
Stranger: i havent seen much of pele…but i’ve seen some recordings of maradona’s game
Stranger: hewas awesome man!!
You: totally!
You: you are goalkepper, defender, midfielder or striker?
Stranger: goalie
You: great!
You: im defender
Stranger: nice
You: search in google “nicolas sanchez”
Stranger: thats ur name?
You: yes
Stranger: so u hope of playing for argentina anyday?
You: mmm, i dont believe that, i’m play very bad in river plate
Stranger: oh
Stranger: neway… see u might someday
You: YouTube - Velez 3 River Plate 1 - Fecha 17 Torneo Apertura 2009 look the 2º goal of velez sarfield
You: im the responsability
You: im the number 6
Stranger: ok
Stranger: hm
You: hey, my dt is call me, im gotta go to train
You: bye nemo, nice to me you
Stranger: okk
Stranger: bye
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:lol:
Estaba hablando con un sudafricano del mundial . Pero no le gusta el futbol , dice que Maradona es un cabeza jeje y me dice que mi ingles es bueno .
Le voy a manguear la casa para hospedarme si voy
jajajaja que hijo de puta…
esatoy hablando con un yanqui hijo de puta no sabe donde queda buenos aires
You: hola
Stranger: hola, como esta usted?
You: bien bien
You: vos?
Stranger: no, lo siento
You: por?
Stranger: me gusta tacos
You: ah
You: de donde sos?
Stranger: vivo en massachusetts
Stranger: y tu?
You: buenos aires
Stranger: en venezuela?
You: no papaa
You: como no sabes que es buenos aires
Stranger: papa new guinea?
jajajaja penso que era en papua nueva guinea
Stranger: do you speak spanish primarily?
You: yes it’s my language
Stranger: are you fluent in english?
You: yes
You: because in argentina we’re very intelligent people so we can speak at least 5 languages
Stranger: what are the other three? i’m guessing one is portugese?
You: oh no.
You: we speak aymara, riveriano and redondian
Stranger: are those local languages?
You: yeah
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 16
You: u=
You: ??
Stranger: 21
Stranger: thats impressive for a 16 year old to know 5 languages
Stranger: i know barely two others… i took spanish for 6 years and german for 3
Stranger: but im american so i really only need to know english ( :
You: yes it’s amazing, i know
Stranger: how is the infrastructure?
You: really good
You: it looks like dubai
Stranger: do you drive?
You: nono… i am not able to drive
You: we must be 18 in order to pass the drive test
Stranger: that sucks
Stranger: its 16 in usa
You: but, fortunately our public transport is excelent
hay que decirles que somos muy inteligentes jaja
no estuve muy imaginativo con los otros dos idiomas… riveriano y redondian…
jajja
me estoy chamuyando una hungara de 15 años , debe ser rubia
es impresionante lo qe le estoy inventando a este chaboin se va a enamorar de argentina
le dije que todos hablabamos 5 idiomas. que la infraestructura parecia dubai y que no nos importaba tener que esperar hasta los 18 años para manejar por q el transporte publico es excelente
Me paso al myspace de hungria pero no entiendo una mierda , podria tener facebook
jajaja este boludo yanki me pregunta si las calles de bs as estan asfaltadas
ahora se la estoy agitando a un ingles
jajajajaj q manera de pelotudear gente…
empece a bardearlo pero me dice que esta a favor nuestro con lo de malvinas y ambos bardeamos a maradona
si estan al pedo lean mi conversacion con el yanqui es imperdible lo boludeable q es
You: hola
Stranger: hola, como esta usted?
You: bien bien
You: vos?
Stranger: no, lo siento
You: por?
Stranger: me gusta tacos
You: ah
You: de donde sos?
Stranger: vivo en massachusetts
Stranger: y tu?
You: buenos aires
Stranger: en venezuela?
You: no papaa
You: como no sabes que es buenos aires
Stranger: papa new guinea?
Stranger: soy no intelligente
You: no muerden los mapas eh
Stranger: habla engles?
Stranger: yo hablo espanol un poco
You: no campeon
You: argeinta
You: argentina
You: yes i speak english
Stranger: cool
Stranger: do you speak spanish primarily?
You: yes it’s my language
Stranger: are you fluent in english?
You: yes
You: because in argentina we’re very intelligent people so we can speak at least 5 languages
Stranger: what are the other three? i’m guessing one is portugese?
You: oh no.
You: we speak aymara, riveriano and redondian
Stranger: are those local languages?
You: yeah
Stranger: how do you keep track?
You: that’s a bit difficult but well…
You: we do all as we can
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 16
You: u=
You: ??
Stranger: 21
Stranger: thats impressive for a 16 year old to know 5 languages
Stranger: i know barely two others… i took spanish for 6 years and german for 3
Stranger: but im american so i really only need to know english ( :
You: yes it’s amazing, i know
Stranger: what do you do for fun in argentina?
You: we play football(soccer)
You: and what we want… because it’s a very big country argentina
Stranger: how is the infrastructure?
You: really good
You: it looks like dubai
Stranger: do you drive?
You: nono… i am not able to drive
You: we must be 18 in order to pass the drive test
Stranger: that sucks
Stranger: its 16 in usa
You: but, fortunately our public transport is excelent
Stranger: do you live in the city itself?
You: yes
You: its an enormous city buenos aires
You: here it lives more than 15 million people
Stranger: wow… is it really congested?
You: emmm a bit
You: did you born in USA?
Stranger: yup… born and raised
You: what do you think about falkland island?
Stranger: just wikipedia’d it… never heard of it before
Stranger: it’s an island off your country right
You: yes but fucking england took us
You: they control it now
Stranger: when did they take control?
Stranger: recently?
You: no
You: in 1800’s
You: but in 1982 it was a war
You: here we hate england
Stranger: really? well at least you learned english as a result
Stranger: you can move to usa if ya want
You: oh no,
You: because in usa they asked us a visa
Stranger: why cant you get a visa?
You: yes i cant
You: i can
You: but i don’t like because it looks like if they were discriminating you
Stranger: well security is just toght thats all
Stranger: tight*
Stranger: because of the whole terrorism bullshit
You: here it isnt terrorism
Stranger: what is it
You: i didn’t understand you
Stranger: no biggie… so did you find english difficult to learn?
You: no no
You: it’s an easy language to learn
Stranger: really? most foreigners think its difficult
Stranger: because words aren’t feminine/masculine
Stranger: like “chica” and “chico”
You: yeas
You: yes
You: but spanish it’s more difficult because in english you have present, past, future and present perfect, past perfect and future perfect
You: but in spanish you have more than 12 verbal times
Stranger: there’s also progressive
Stranger: like “go” vs. “going”
You: yeah
Stranger: are the roads paved in buenos aires or is it all dirt roads?
You: like in a big city 
You: jajaja
You: like new york, paris, rome
Stranger: thats cool… you in highschool?
You: yes
Stranger: are the girls hot in argentina?
You: a lot
Stranger: i picture a bunch of eva mendes’s running around
You: oh thats great
You: do u like soccer?
Stranger: i used to play soccer when i was younger
Stranger: it was the only thing i got a trophy for actually
You: jaja
You: what time do you support?
You: team
Stranger: soccer isnt big in the usa
Stranger: i dont watch soccer
Stranger: most americans watch football, baseball and basketball
Stranger: i dont watch sports… im more of an mma guy if anything
You: jajaja
You: i am river fan
Stranger: do you play soccer?
You: yes
Stranger: are you good?
You: i think so
Stranger: have you gotten trophies?
You: yes
Stranger: how many?
You: lots
Stranger: wow
No se aburren? Yo hable con un chabon de Nepal durante 10 minutos y me aburri
alta charla con el ingles
Stranger: hi
Stranger: 23 m london
You: fucking english
Stranger: sorry, but i think we english are cool
You: i think u suck
Stranger: well you entitled to think that
Stranger: any particular reason?
You: i am from argentina
Stranger: argentina… didn’t your guy use his hand to cheat us in footy?
You: yes
You: but i hate him
Stranger: and if this is the falklands thing… im actually on your side
Stranger: i hate thatcher
You: all of us does
Stranger: she was a conversative bitch who screwed up our country
Stranger: im a working class guy who supports a working class government - i.e. labour
Stranger: but they not doing a good job at moment either
You: do you like football?
Stranger: Arsenal fan
Stranger: lol - who dont like footy
Stranger: sadly im not too familiar with south american football
Stranger: only teams i know are boca juniors and river plate, and i think they Brazil
You: i have an arsenal shirt
You: oh no
Stranger: cool
You: i am a river fan
You: river and boca are from here
Stranger: oh really?
Stranger: i learnt something new
Stranger: i have to say though…
Stranger: your boy Messi would run circles around our english team
You: jajaja
You: he is a very good player
Stranger: its kinda sad how we think we might win the world cup this year
Stranger: our best chance was france 98 and we screwed up when beckham ‘heeled’ your midfielder
You: simeone
Stranger: i think -simeone or something right?
You: yes
Stranger: oh lol
Stranger: i should read
You: he was river’s manager last year
Stranger: really?
You: yes
Stranger: oh cool
You: we were champions
You: with diego buonanotte and ariel ortega as best players
Stranger: strangly - about a year ago i did wonder what ever happened to him
Stranger: whatever happened to batistuta? he one of my favourite players EVER
Stranger: he was wicked
You: he is living in australia now
Stranger: in Austrailia???
You: yeah
You: do you know ariel ortega?
Stranger: he used to play around same time as Batistuta didnt he?
You: yes
You: he is god
Stranger: i kinda remember him
You: river fans love him
Stranger: was he a winger?
You: yes
Stranger: ahh, maybe i do remember him
Stranger: but seriously - Austrailia???
You: he likes to travel
Stranger: i would have imagined him going home and living like a hero or something
You: but he isn’t football player
You: right now
Stranger: i know - he retired a while ago
You: yes
Stranger: but he was one of my favourites when i was growing up
You: he was great
You: he played in river
Stranger: thats cool
Stranger: did you ever get a chance to see him play?
Stranger: or Ortega?
You: face to face?
Stranger: well - go to the stadium and watch game
Stranger: *watch a game
You: oh yes
You: i go always to the stadium
Stranger: nic
Stranger: *nice
You: yes
Stranger: sadly cos Arsenal are very popular and tickets are expensive, i dont go to many games
Stranger: but ive seen a few
You: oh here in argentina isn’t very expensive
You: and i am asociated to the club
Stranger: its mainly just uk where we have this problem
Stranger: maybe some of the major euro clubs
Stranger: but mainly just the big teams in premier league
Stranger: arsenal, chelsea, man u, liverpool
You: yes yes
You: but here you have the popular where u watch the match stand
Stranger: oh cool
Stranger: ive also heard matches can get ‘rough’
You: here there are hooligans
Stranger: if you know what i mean
You: no
Stranger: oh, well like what u said
Stranger: football hooligans and fights during match between fans
You: oh yeas
You: yes
Stranger: england used to be quite bad with hooligans
Stranger: especially during the 80’s and early 90’s
You: we like to sing a lot during the match
Stranger: but recently started to get better here
Stranger: singing is great
Stranger: its part of football
You: yes
You: http://videos.riverplate.com/v537/yo-campeon-te-vengo-a-ver-superclasico.htm
You: look this video
Stranger: kk
Stranger: just looking now…
Stranger: oh wow thats cool
Stranger: see - thats what football is about
You: yes
You: and that wasn’t river stadium
You: that was an away match
Stranger: nice
Stranger: well mate, i think you a cool guy. but i dont think either of us wanna send each other pictures lol
You: oh no
You: jajaaj
Stranger: personally - i prefer girls
You: me too
Stranger: give me Megan fox lol
You: pleaseee
Stranger: she’s a usa actress if you didnt know
You: yes yes i know her
You: she is beautiful
Stranger: lol kk
Stranger: can i ask your name?
You: andres
You: and yours?
Stranger: im James
Stranger: Andres - it was nice chatting to you
Stranger: i know we english can suck abit
Stranger: but it was cool chatting to you about footy
You: jajajaj
You: sorry about that
Stranger: lol np - we english can be idiots at times
Stranger: and thanks for telling me about Batistuta, im gonna go check up on him now
Stranger: cya Andres
You: see u
Stranger: hai
You: hi!
Stranger:
You: how r u?
Stranger: asl
Stranger: i’m pretty good
You: 33, male, argentina
You: you?
Stranger: 19male us
You: oohh
You: país de mierda si los hay
Stranger: you’re the oldest person i’ve found on here
Stranger: can’t read dat
You: are old rags