# Cónclave 2025 **URL:** \ **Category:** General\ **Created:** [30 Abril, 2025 18:04 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917 "2025-04-30T18:04:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 28
**Author:** ![feriver](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/feriver/32/677443_2.png) [@feriver](https://www.turiver.com/u/feriver)\ **Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 17:29 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/542 "2025-05-08T17:29:39Z")
Estaba tomando una coquita era una señal kjj ---
**Author:** ![Persona](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/persona/32/674064_2.png) [@Persona](https://www.turiver.com/u/Persona)\ **Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 17:30 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/543 "2025-05-08T17:30:21Z")
Lo nombra todo el tiempo, que chad ---
**Author:** ![Anibal\_Hugo](https://cdn.turiver.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/47e85d/32.png) [@Anibal\_Hugo](https://www.turiver.com/u/Anibal_Hugo)\ **Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 17:30 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/544 "2025-05-08T17:30:22Z")
Como Lollo o Larrondo antes, o como el Pity ahora. ---
**Author:** ![juanwea](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/juanwea/32/596930_2.png) [@juanwea](https://www.turiver.com/u/juanwea)\ **Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 17:30 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/545 "2025-05-08T17:30:48Z")
Y un pulmon menos ---
**Author:** ![Black\_Palate](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/black_palate/32/640674_2.png) [@Black\_Palate](https://www.turiver.com/u/Black_Palate)\ **Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 17:31 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/546 "2025-05-08T17:31:11Z")
A ver si nos entendemos Los cardenales y la popular Ustedes matense en la iglesia que acá en nuestras casas los vamos a rezar Pongan más huevo, pongan más corazon Como ponemos nosotro en la oración Dejamos todo, solo con ver esa eucaristía Pongan más huevos, Pongan más corazón Porque esto es Cristo y hay que llegar a Dios Vamos cristianos, no le falles a tu gente ---
**Author:** ![Mrbuzz](https://cdn.turiver.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/m/a5b964/32.png) [@Mrbuzz](https://www.turiver.com/u/Mrbuzz)\ **Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 17:31 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/547 "2025-05-08T17:31:14Z")
Dome eeuu y no pare de domar ![](https://trcdn.b-cdn.net/original/4X/8/3/6/8365058c8918d69068dbf423baa1a9c224f77051.jpeg) Lloran los @Beatlemillonario y los @Alguien de la vida ---
**Author:** ![Mandinga16RP](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/mandinga16rp/32/613597_2.png) [@Mandinga16RP](https://www.turiver.com/u/Mandinga16RP)\ **Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 17:31 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/548 "2025-05-08T17:31:18Z")
Sabés que el otro día me fui a ver un tipo que hace stand up y tiró un chiste que tiene que venir un papa influencer co TikTok. Me parece que se hizo realidad che, kjjj ---
**Author:** ![Carlitos\_Peucelle](https://cdn.turiver.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/c/54ee81/32.png) [@Carlitos\_Peucelle](https://www.turiver.com/u/Carlitos_Peucelle)\ **Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 17:31 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/549 "2025-05-08T17:31:18Z")
Me parece muy bien que haya alguien que le pueda poner los puntos a Trump ---
**Author:** ![Pinu\_carp](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/pinu_carp/32/391697_2.png) [@Pinu\_carp](https://www.turiver.com/u/Pinu_carp)\ **Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 17:31 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/550 "2025-05-08T17:31:41Z")
Que le den el Vaticano a los yankees que tanto peso tienen en la religión ![dario-benedetto](https://trcdn.b-cdn.net/original/4X/e/c/d/ecddc41a5aeb6238b2115633f2c9211207a60f82.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Persona](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/persona/32/674064_2.png) [@Persona](https://www.turiver.com/u/Persona)\ **Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 17:32 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/551 "2025-05-08T17:32:35Z")
No vuelve más a Europa la bandera papal, chocaron la Ferrari ---
**Author:** ![LeoFX912](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/leofx912/32/677143_2.png) [@LeoFX912](https://www.turiver.com/u/LeoFX912)\ **Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 17:32 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/552 "2025-05-08T17:32:39Z")
![image](https://trcdn.b-cdn.net/original/4X/4/d/e/4debf8a27cc2753324703a5cb4bb4a916cabb4bf.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![feriver](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/feriver/32/677443_2.png) [@feriver](https://www.turiver.com/u/feriver)\ **Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 17:32 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/553 "2025-05-08T17:32:44Z")
Es peruano jaja ---
**Author:** ![Persona](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/persona/32/674064_2.png) [@Persona](https://www.turiver.com/u/Persona)\ **Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 17:32 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/554 "2025-05-08T17:32:56Z")
Aguante Perú!!! Chile te querés matar ---
**Author:** ![Ereros](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/ereros/32/468768_2.png) [@Ereros](https://www.turiver.com/u/Ereros)\ **Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 17:33 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/555 "2025-05-08T17:33:12Z")
Como vende humo el papa con el español, una cosa de locos ---
**Author:** ![Soy\_elconejo](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/soy_elconejo/32/658264_2.png) [@Soy\_elconejo](https://www.turiver.com/u/Soy_elconejo)\ **Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 17:33 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/556 "2025-05-08T17:33:25Z")
Palestina cuidate cuidate ---
**Author:** ![bernabeferreya1](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/bernabeferreya1/32/582294_2.png) [@bernabeferreya1](https://www.turiver.com/u/bernabeferreya1)\ **Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 17:33 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/557 "2025-05-08T17:33:28Z")
Che alguien adivino quien seria el papa, apostaron algo jeje ---
**Author:** ![Mandinga16RP](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/mandinga16rp/32/613597_2.png) [@Mandinga16RP](https://www.turiver.com/u/Mandinga16RP)\ **Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 17:33 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/558 "2025-05-08T17:33:34Z")
El papa McDonald’s. Domadísimos los eurofeos ---
**Author:** ![nachop91](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/nachop91/32/675503_2.png) [@nachop91](https://www.turiver.com/u/nachop91)\ **Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 17:33 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/559 "2025-05-08T17:33:38Z")
Cómo doma el país de la banda roja que ayudó en las islas ---
**Author:** ![intox2](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/intox2/32/608848_2.png) [@intox2](https://www.turiver.com/u/intox2)\ **Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 17:33 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/560 "2025-05-08T17:33:44Z")
Hincha de alianza lima el papa ---
**Author:** ![Luc14River](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/luc14river/32/552530_2.png) [@Luc14River](https://www.turiver.com/u/Luc14River)\ **Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 17:33 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/561 "2025-05-08T17:33:53Z")
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