# Cónclave 2025

**URL:** <https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917>\
**Category:** General\
**Created:** [30 Abril, 2025 18:04 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917 "2025-04-30T18:04:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 22

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**Author:** ![intox2](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/intox2/32/608848_2.png) [@intox2](https://www.turiver.com/u/intox2)\
**Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 17:09 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/422 "2025-05-08T17:09:23Z")

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El que no salta es un judío  
El que no salta es un judío

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**Author:** ![Alguien](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/alguien/32/670581_2.png) [@Alguien](https://www.turiver.com/u/Alguien)\
**Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 17:09 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/423 "2025-05-08T17:09:28Z")

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La transmisión oficial está mostrando mucha gente filipina, SE VIENE?

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**Author:** ![Espumita](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/espumita/32/655661_2.png) [@Espumita](https://www.turiver.com/u/Espumita)\
**Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 17:09 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/424 "2025-05-08T17:09:34Z")

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Prende la Tele Netanyahu!!

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**Author:** ![nachop91](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/nachop91/32/675503_2.png) [@nachop91](https://www.turiver.com/u/nachop91)\
**Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 17:09 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/425 "2025-05-08T17:09:52Z")

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Que cosa increíble, no se bancaron 2 días sin celular

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**Author:** ![LeoFX912](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/leofx912/32/677143_2.png) [@LeoFX912](https://www.turiver.com/u/LeoFX912)\
**Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 17:09 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/426 "2025-05-08T17:09:57Z")

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hasta bandera de República Democrática del Congo vi

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**Author:** ![sebax\_pilarense](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/sebax_pilarense/32/665586_2.png) [@sebax\_pilarense](https://www.turiver.com/u/sebax_pilarense)\
**Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 17:10 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/427 "2025-05-08T17:10:24Z")

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El Vaticano es la caja de resonancia mas grande del mundo

 ![Tg7oKpbZ_400x400](https://trcdn.b-cdn.net/original/4X/8/e/9/8e96baca9dfc555f389ba6df791584864b2a7cbb.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![1000ton\_casco](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/1000ton_casco/32/612755_2.png) [@1000ton\_casco](https://www.turiver.com/u/1000ton_casco)\
**Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 17:10 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/428 "2025-05-08T17:10:30Z")

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Que bajón es no tener un papubi nuestro y que sea de otro país

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**Author:** ![Black\_Palate](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/black_palate/32/640674_2.png) [@Black\_Palate](https://www.turiver.com/u/Black_Palate)\
**Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 17:10 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/429 "2025-05-08T17:10:52Z")

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Ay che judío, mira que distintos somos

Ustedes van con el diablo

Nosotros aguantamos solos

Ay che judío, que diferencia que hay

Acá no hay pijas cortadas y la hinchada no se va

Vos sos vigilante, esa es la verdad

Venis custodiado leyendo el torá

Los pibes cristianos, al cielo ellos van

Todos caminando, con el nuevo Papa

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**Author:** ![synthman](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/synthman/32/550227_2.png) [@synthman](https://www.turiver.com/u/synthman)\
**Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 17:11 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/430 "2025-05-08T17:11:09Z")

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Gustavo, me informan por interno que habría 7 cardenales sospechados por doping, si esto se confirma, Jesús presentaría la renuncia, Gustavo

 ![image](https://trcdn.b-cdn.net/original/4X/5/4/8/5487b0be48e3ebd2c15608ccadc441faf34d0404.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![jfquintero10](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/jfquintero10/32/396071_2.png) [@jfquintero10](https://www.turiver.com/u/jfquintero10)\
**Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 17:11 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/431 "2025-05-08T17:11:14Z")

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todos con el culo en la pared

llegoooo el papa

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**Author:** ![MetaRiver](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/metariver/32/599047_2.png) [@MetaRiver](https://www.turiver.com/u/MetaRiver)\
**Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 17:11 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/432 "2025-05-08T17:11:28Z")

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> [@Espumita](#):
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> Y los Moishes con Netanyahu no puede construir el nuevo templo, el clú e lo socio

_Pintamo el muro de lamentacione posho, cada ve eta ma lindo, yo soy muy judio, la sinagoga eta feli._

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**Author:** ![Alguien](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/alguien/32/670581_2.png) [@Alguien](https://www.turiver.com/u/Alguien)\
**Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 17:11 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/433 "2025-05-08T17:11:46Z")

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El Nuevo Papa: “Que la gente católica rece porque tiene con qué rezar”

“Votar mal fue parte de la estrategia”

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**Author:** ![nachop91](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/nachop91/32/675503_2.png) [@nachop91](https://www.turiver.com/u/nachop91)\
**Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 17:12 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/434 "2025-05-08T17:12:27Z")

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![17467242838144177217575375731067](https://trcdn.b-cdn.net/original/4X/4/d/5/4d57be5b9ac9085acb471adade72adb6012ea6a1.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![Arshlock](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/arshlock/32/326849_2.png) [@Arshlock](https://www.turiver.com/u/Arshlock)\
**Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 17:12 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/435 "2025-05-08T17:12:50Z")

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se viene el estallidoooo

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**Author:** ![nachop91](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/nachop91/32/675503_2.png) [@nachop91](https://www.turiver.com/u/nachop91)\
**Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 17:13 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/436 "2025-05-08T17:13:04Z")

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Hora voc?

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**Author:** ![Black\_Palate](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/black_palate/32/640674_2.png) [@Black\_Palate](https://www.turiver.com/u/Black_Palate)\
**Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 17:13 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/437 "2025-05-08T17:13:06Z")

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Se vieneeee carajo

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**Author:** ![Gretel](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/gretel/32/515840_2.png) [@Gretel](https://www.turiver.com/u/Gretel)\
**Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 17:13 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/438 "2025-05-08T17:13:06Z")

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Ojalá sea el filipino así vemos crucificciones y autoflagelaciones en la.plaza de san pedro, durante semana santa.

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**Author:** ![jfquintero10](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/jfquintero10/32/396071_2.png) [@jfquintero10](https://www.turiver.com/u/jfquintero10)\
**Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 17:13 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/439 "2025-05-08T17:13:07Z")

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al papa francisco le ganamo la do votacione posho pero nadie lo dice eso

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**Author:** ![JuannRP](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/juannrp/32/652372_2.png) [@JuannRP](https://www.turiver.com/u/JuannRP)\
**Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 17:13 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/440 "2025-05-08T17:13:15Z")

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se viene gordos

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**Author:** ![Otm\_Shank](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/otm_shank/32/551775_2.png) [@Otm\_Shank](https://www.turiver.com/u/Otm_Shank)\
**Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 17:13 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/441 "2025-05-08T17:13:17Z")

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Como se puede ser moishe?  
-yo no soy moishe  
No digo, cómo se puede ser moishe? Yo los veo y pobrecitos

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