# Cónclave 2025

**URL:** <https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917>\
**Category:** General\
**Created:** [30 Abril, 2025 18:04 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917 "2025-04-30T18:04:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 17

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**Author:** ![LeoFX912](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/leofx912/32/677143_2.png) [@LeoFX912](https://www.turiver.com/u/LeoFX912)\
**Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 16:37 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/322 "2025-05-08T16:37:13Z")

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Al ver la guardia Suiza 🇨🇭 marchando

https://www.youtube.com/embed/ClH1DHxJdUM?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque

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**Author:** ![Persona](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/persona/32/674064_2.png) [@Persona](https://www.turiver.com/u/Persona)\
**Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 16:38 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/323 "2025-05-08T16:38:13Z")

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Encima sale uno a anunciarlo y el quía viene caminando de atrás, todo muy epic

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**Author:** ![Charly.14](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/charly.14/32/474511_2.png) [@Charly.14](https://www.turiver.com/u/Charly.14)\
**Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 16:38 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/324 "2025-05-08T16:38:33Z")

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Ojalá sea el negro para que salve a africa de la división

> **[¿África se está partiendo en dos? Una gigantesca grieta avanza en el...](https://www.infobae.com/america/ciencia-america/2025/05/08/africa-se-esta-partiendo-en-dos-una-gigantesca-grieta-separa-el-continente-y-podria-crear-un-oceano/)**
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> Este fenómeno geológico, responsable de la división de América del Sur hace millones de años, podría modificar la estructura de esta vasta extensión terrestre. Por qué esta fractura preocupa a los expertos

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**Author:** ![1000ton\_casco](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/1000ton_casco/32/612755_2.png) [@1000ton\_casco](https://www.turiver.com/u/1000ton_casco)\
**Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 16:38 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/325 "2025-05-08T16:38:49Z")

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Mira toda esa parafernalia, como farmean aura los tipos

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**Author:** ![JuannRP](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/juannrp/32/652372_2.png) [@JuannRP](https://www.turiver.com/u/JuannRP)\
**Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 16:39 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/326 "2025-05-08T16:39:03Z")

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Mira la mistica a lo ramon que tiene Zuppi.

 ![image](https://trcdn.b-cdn.net/original/4X/a/e/d/aed7fa0f151907f434ad0f3de5bc834cf9a55034.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![Black\_Palate](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/black_palate/32/640674_2.png) [@Black\_Palate](https://www.turiver.com/u/Black_Palate)\
**Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 16:39 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/327 "2025-05-08T16:39:39Z")

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Soy cristiano, vago y atorrante

A Cristo, lo sigo a todas partes

A los moishes lo vamo a prender fuego

Y esta tarde

Tenemos papa nuevo

Vamo cristo rey

Vamo cristo rey

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**Author:** ![Espumita](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/espumita/32/655661_2.png) [@Espumita](https://www.turiver.com/u/Espumita)\
**Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 16:39 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/328 "2025-05-08T16:39:44Z")

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Marianoooooo

Si Marcelito

Se prepara el papá número 392  
Nacido en Filipinas, con un breve paso en África y Ahora Europa  
Con 83 años hará su debut Luis Antonio Tagle

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**Author:** ![Ramonista22](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/ramonista22/32/357466_2.png) [@Ramonista22](https://www.turiver.com/u/Ramonista22)\
**Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 16:39 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/329 "2025-05-08T16:39:48Z")

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que temazo

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**Author:** ![Moriste\_en\_Madrid](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/moriste_en_madrid/32/7452_2.png) [@Moriste\_en\_Madrid](https://www.turiver.com/u/Moriste_en_Madrid)\
**Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 16:39 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/330 "2025-05-08T16:39:49Z")

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ahi viene el papa por el callejon

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**Author:** ![Alguien](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/alguien/32/670581_2.png) [@Alguien](https://www.turiver.com/u/Alguien)\
**Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 16:40 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/331 "2025-05-08T16:40:02Z")

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Se viene don Vicente Bokalic Iglic como Papa, metemos batacazo y por segunda vez consecutiva gana un argentino, pijudos como ningunos carajo!

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**Author:** ![sebax\_pilarense](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/sebax_pilarense/32/665586_2.png) [@sebax\_pilarense](https://www.turiver.com/u/sebax_pilarense)\
**Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 16:40 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/332 "2025-05-08T16:40:18Z")

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Te imaginas si gana Sarah? Seria tremendo

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**Author:** ![Joey.Zasa](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/joey.zasa/32/671942_2.png) [@Joey.Zasa](https://www.turiver.com/u/Joey.Zasa)\
**Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 16:41 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/333 "2025-05-08T16:41:07Z")

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Habemus Papisa:

 ![image](https://trcdn.b-cdn.net/original/4X/b/9/0/b9098e14fff1140a22aa6f193180cc81c54a43df.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![Black\_Palate](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/black_palate/32/640674_2.png) [@Black\_Palate](https://www.turiver.com/u/Black_Palate)\
**Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 16:41 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/334 "2025-05-08T16:41:10Z")

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Ya se acerca noche buena

Ya se acerca navidad

Para todo los cristianos

Se viene el nuevo papa

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**Author:** ![feriver](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/feriver/32/677443_2.png) [@feriver](https://www.turiver.com/u/feriver)\
**Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 16:41 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/335 "2025-05-08T16:41:52Z")

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Estamos presenciando historia

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**Author:** ![Espumita](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/espumita/32/655661_2.png) [@Espumita](https://www.turiver.com/u/Espumita)\
**Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 16:42 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/336 "2025-05-08T16:42:20Z")

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Muchachos por favor no desesperen  
El Papa está a la vuelta de mi hogar  
Ahí viene tagleee la alegria de mi almaaaa

Ahí viene Tagleee  
Filipino casi lentoo

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**Author:** ![Ramonista22](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/ramonista22/32/357466_2.png) [@Ramonista22](https://www.turiver.com/u/Ramonista22)\
**Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 16:42 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/337 "2025-05-08T16:42:39Z")

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se viene pancho II

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**Author:** ![jfquintero10](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/jfquintero10/32/396071_2.png) [@jfquintero10](https://www.turiver.com/u/jfquintero10)\
**Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 16:42 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/338 "2025-05-08T16:42:42Z")

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hay papa no argentino

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**Author:** ![Black\_Palate](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/black_palate/32/640674_2.png) [@Black\_Palate](https://www.turiver.com/u/Black_Palate)\
**Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 16:42 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/339 "2025-05-08T16:42:52Z")

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El que no alienta al Papa

Para que carajo vino

Descontrolado yo vengo igual

De visitante o de local

Comiendo ostia y tomando vino

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**Author:** ![sebax\_pilarense](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/sebax_pilarense/32/665586_2.png) [@sebax\_pilarense](https://www.turiver.com/u/sebax_pilarense)\
**Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 16:43 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/340 "2025-05-08T16:43:18Z")

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Che judio che judioooo

Que amargado se te veee

El papado es el mas grande

Es mas grandé que el kosheer

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**Author:** ![Goldberg](https://cdn.turiver.com/user_avatar/www.turiver.com/goldberg/32/675039_2.png) [@Goldberg](https://www.turiver.com/u/Goldberg)\
**Post date:** [8 Mayo, 2025 16:43 UTC](https://www.turiver.com/t/conclave-2025/161917/341 "2025-05-08T16:43:20Z")

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